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HOLY SHIT JIM IS GOOD LOOKING! Is that Clark Kent with those rims? Perhaps a young Chris Martin spinning an early LP in the studio? Good lord! Almost two years now – TWO YEARS! – and I never knew my employed could pierce so deeply into your soul that when he averts his gaze it extracts the contents of your intestines through your mouth hole. Just wow. I mean, I can’t shake the visual. Young Jim has literally taken over my screen as I write this AND I LIKE IT:

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So meta.

I asked Mrs. CB for her opinion– both to make sure I wasn’t alone in my desires and also to prove that I am a straight male. She’s hot for Jimmy [just ignore crying Little Guy– I don’t even notice it anymore… it’s like, it exists, but my ears have found a way to turn off that frequency]:

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There has to be a corporate mandate for him to shave his beard, right? #ShaveTheBeardJim. I mean, look at this mess:

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You’ve let yourself go, Jim. Your Tinder dates will 100% stop bailing on you once you do. Hell, you might even be able to find love at my house. Let’s talk about that raise, Jimbo.

OPINE IN THE COMMENTS.