The future tailgate bus of your dreams is being sold down in Hockessin, Delaware for a mere $2,800 and however much you want to put in it to get the thing repainted.

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As you can see, the thing needs a skyline update (and just a general skyline at all, since half those buildings are just rectangles that don’t exist), and maybe a swap from “Budweiser” to the drink of your choice (probably Yuengling or Fireball). But don’t you dare touch that Dawkins portrait. You’ll be banished from the lot, and rightfully so.

[h/t Busted Coverage]