Did you ever wonder how one develops a fupa like Christie’s? Well, laddering up your small, puny bag of M&Ms to a larger, more diabetes-y one is a start. It’s sort of like hitching your waning political career to your party’s toxic frontrunner, regardless of how hazardous it might be in the long run.

UPDATE:

Original pic appears to have been taken by UPROXX’s Pete Blackburn, H/T to reader Alex