Not pictured: Andy Reid and his relaxed fit shirt

I’ve spent entirely too long – MINUTES! – trying to figure out exactly how far apart Chip and Doug are here. It’s the width of one Mike Mularkey, but, perhaps more accurately, it’s just a little more than the width of Bruce Arians, which is ballparked at around 600 feet. Chip and Doug sat roughly 600 feet apart.

How do you think that convo went?

Chip: How’s that sniveling shit Howie?

Doug: – reaches for phone, texts Howie, “Chip said something mean about you.” –

Chip: Troll.

Before the photo, Doug stopped by the set of NFL Network to sell you a timeshare in Boca Raton:

OH MY GOD HE HAS ANDY’S WARDROBE. Make it stop!