PFT Commenter is doing the lord’s work. Now working at Barstool, he got himself removed from a GOP Town Hall after drinking some Fireball and posing as a photographer. That’s great. But in the midst of his writing on the event, he asked Former NFL VP of officiating and current FOX analyst Mike Pereira to review the Corey Lewandowski “assault video”:

So there you have it. Inconclusive, ruling on the field stands, no assault. Or as Mike Carey put it, “Well obviously guys [long pause] assault [longer pause].” Thanks, Mike.