When Boomer Esiason calls in sick to his own radio show, who do you get to replace him? Chris … Christie? Yea, Chris Christie. Sure.

On Boomer and Carton this morning, the round mound who couldn’t gain political ground let everyone know how happy he is when Jonathan Papelbon does poorly. He also said earlier in the show that “When I was a prosecutor, I would have gone in and cuffed [Laremy Tunsil].” Gotta make sure that hardened criminal is off the streets, according to dude who is pals with the guy who gave Greg Hardy millions of dollars.

Later, he also complained about Ryan Fitzpatrick and sounded like he almost knew what he was talking about.