Here’s Carson Wentz boarding – BOARDING! first overall picks shouldn’t have to board shit, they should get “escorted onto the plane from the tarmac” – his commercial flight to Philly this morning. Meanwhile, Ezekiel Elliott, drafted two picks after Wentz by the Cowboys:

Weak sauce here. I was monitoring Flight Aware all morning like a fool and couldn’t get my head around the fact that there wasn’t one private flight scheduled from Chicago to Philly today. How does this happen? Doug Pederson gets flown and is given the red carpet treatment. How the fuck does the franchise quarterback not get it? I bet they didn’t want to tick off Bradford. I swear they did’t want to tick off Bradford. Dude would’ve sulked form here to Sunday if Wentz got a jet.

Side note: Is that Alec Baldwin on Wentz’s flight? Did he turn off his phone?