Dave Spadaro joined Marcus Hayes and Rob Ellis – who worked 620 hours, yesterday – for his weekly trip through the Midnight Green forest, through a sea of twirly errant Samantha Bradford passes, and up Pattison Ave. to pitch for the Eagles, because what we need now is more Eagles talk… five months before the season.

Anyway, Spadaro landed a blow on Hayes and reminded him that his chosen industry is in the shitter– fitting, for Marcus, because he is a piece of poop:

Good thing the show’s not called Daily News Live anymore.