And there it is. Nailed it.

It comes with a plug from Stephen King:

“Tough, straight, upsetting, and strangely beautiful. One of the best sports autobiographies I’ve ever read. It comes from the heart.”

Pick one up.

Side note: For what it’s worth, confirming all belief, I heard from the folks who worked on The Roast that Dykstra is indeed a genuine piece of shit who basically tried to extort them into more money and hotel rooms (?) by continually threatening to cancel.