First Philly, then Kansas City, now Boston. Next, THE WORLD: Fox29 veteran, ‘Nova grad, and commentor favorite Kacie McDonnell is making the move to Boston’s NESN. Kacie will show up on three programs: NESN Sports Today (every night at 10 p.m.), NESN LIVE (weeknights at 5:30 p.m), and NESN Sports Update (every morning from 5 a.m. to 9 a.m.). If the pattern holds, it’s only a matter of time until she’s linked with a white athlete in Boston, which describes a good chuck of the Patriots. But my money’s on Kelly Olynyk. Wild card pick? Matt Patricia.

UPDATE: This post originally said that McDonnell would date a “middle-of-the-road” white athlete in Boston. Eric Hosmer, her current boyfriend, is one of the best players in baseball. We regret the insinuation that she only dates losers. Then again, Christian Ponder.