97.5 is smoking the Scott O’Neil and wants to make you an offer you can’t refuse: Just guess correctly, in order, ALL 32 FIRST ROUND PICKS on Thursday night and be entered for a chance to win $100k courtesy of DelVal Honda:

Here’s the messaging:

The Fanatic and DelVal Honda want you to attempt to predict the First Round of the Draft on April 27th.  If you predict every pick correctly in the right order, you could win $100,000!

Here’s how it works… Guess the name (First & Last names for each guess is mandatory) of the draft picks in the order you think they will occur in the First Round on April 27th.  The teams do not factor in this contest. We are just looking for the order that the names are announced no matter which teams make the selections or if they eventually trade the picks.

Fill out your information on the page below, then go to the second page to make your picks.

All selections must be submitted by 12 Noon on Wednesday, April 26, 2017.  ONCE PICKS ARE SUBMITTED, THERE WILL BE NO CHANGING PICKS. NO EXCEPTIONS.

Oh, so we don’t need the teams? Well that makes it easier!

Look, if you correctly guess all 32 picks in the first round, in order, $100k is not nearly enough. For that sort of wizardry, you should be granted daily, in-home courtesy handjobs from velour glove-clad bikini models for life. Good day, Grand Wizard! Tip or no tip today? This is bullshit. 97.5 and presumably DelVal get your name, email, phone number and home address – HELLOOOOOOOOO LEASE OFFERS! – in exchange for you not having a chance to win anything.

Who will even bother to fill out 32 names? Who even knows 32 draft prospects off the top of their head? I can’t even imagine it’ll be that much of a lead gen success for DelVal. Why not make the contest more reasonable – say, a chance to win $1,000 by correctly guessing the Eagles’ pick – and get more people to enter and risk only a relatively nominal prize cost? That’s a fair trade– give us your info, have an actual chance at $1,000. But no, you turn over your identity and get nothing in return. SIGN ME UP!