Lenny Dykstra has had himself a few days.

Earlier in the week, reader Matt sent me a screenshot of a Twitter exchange Lenny had with Brett McHenry in which he, surprisingly, didn’t proposition her for sex, but rather peppered her with deep, probing questions about the safety of her family in Florida:

Odd.

A day later, he responded to Lena Dunham’s latest attention-seeking SM missive, and oh boy did proposition the wrong one for sex:

It devolved from there.

Today, responding, I guess, to his raunchy exchange with Dunham where he encouraged her to take a ride on his space shuttle (ew), he issued a statement on feminism. Lenny Dykstra. I… don’t know what to say:

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