All cylinders. All fucking cylinders.

I’m sorry to be so vulgar to your virgin eye holes, but I’m just following in the footsteps of Alshon Jeffery, who, if I’m transcribing the reports correctly, opined with the following after the Eagles improved to 9-1:

“Shit, ain’t nobody fucking with us. We’re the best. We know we’re the best. That’s how we feel in this locker room.”

I, for one, love the modern adaptation of the 70s disco classic. Ain’t nobody fucking with us now, we’re on the move, huh!

Mychal Kendricks spun another favorite phrase into his own interpretation:

Are they still dem boyz if they’re without their star running back, left tackle, best linebacker and just got murderfucked by the Eagles at home?

I guess they are.