I NEEDED THIS. Right in the gullet from Crusher, emptying his isms into me:

It’s a solid 6. Could’ve used less words and more fist pumps, perhaps a stronger breakdown. But, Doug’s record trope – “we entered here [blank] and we’re leaving here [blank]” – is outstanding and I’m thinking of adopting it in my editorial duties. We entered the day with, well, 0 page views, and we’re leaving it with 60k! You earned it… even though it was basically the one click bait post that accounted for half and the rest were due to Kevin’s balls-forward effort. But, still… good job. Proud of you, men. I’m a bad leader.