Not turnt. TORNT. It’s like when you get torqued while being turnt and then WANT TO RUN THROUGH A FUCKING BRICK WALL FOR THIS CRUSHER.

Have we reached the point yet where I can just write a post about Pederson without mea culpas? Like yeah, at some point this season I’m probably going to hate some decision he makes, but he has these guys pulling on all the right strings. This is a top 5 locker room speech. Never thought I’d see the day. There is nothing I love better than the bye week days off announcement. Doug slays the buildup and then crushes the landing. SEE YOU IN A WEEK! BYYYYYYYYYYYYE.