Christmas is rapidly approaching, but FRET NOT there is still time to get your orders in. All orders are guaranteed delivery in time for Christmas. Don’t worry, my wife, who is handling this, will be totally fine with that promise as soon as I tell her about it. Want to see me get divorced for Christmas? Order a bunch of Process and Birds shirts in a wide range of sizes.

Current Ugly Christmas Sweatshirts will go out by tomorrow so anyone ordering over the past few days will have by the weekend. Other orders, especially Birds t-shirts, are being fulfilled as fast as possible. All are guaranteed delivery in time for Christmas.

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The First Joel

These are shipping in 1-2 days so you get them by this weekend. Don’t miss out. Keith didn’t:

He was my favorite person on local TV before this. Now his throne will be uncontested.

 

Ugly Christmas Sweatshirt

THIS BAD BOY IS BACK IN-STOCK IN SUPER LIMITED QUANTITIES. I mean, like, almost none. They will go quickly. We’re not ordering more. Last chance. They will ship in 1-2 days so you have them by this weekend.

 

Birds

As of writing this, all sizes with the exception of S and 3XL are in-stock and ship in 3-5 days. Those sizes, and soon others, will ship in 7-10 days once more stock is received. All are guaranteed delivery in time for Christmas… in case there’s a big game you want to wear them to.

 

Process

Process hoodies are also super limited quantities and we won’t be getting any more in time for Christmas. We have literally drained the mill of its supply. Ships in 3-5 days. Grey t-shirts will ship in 7-10 days. All are guaranteed in time for Christmas.

 

Chant

In-stock. Ships in 3-5 days.

 

Sons of Sam

In-stock. Ships in 3-5 days.

 

Free shipping on all orders. Won’t last much longer. Load up.

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