Through scorched Earth and only one threatening phone call to our printer, we have WEATHERED the storm of Black Friday sales.

Ugly Christmas Sweatshirt orders, except for those within the last two days, have been shipped. Stock on our most popular shirts is good. Our most recent shipment of Birds shirts is here, so those orders are now being fulfilled. New orders on most shirts will ship in about 3-5 days, with priority being given to Ugly Christmas Sweatshirts (any orders now will deliver by next weekend).

Starting tomorrow, a number of our less popular products, which we print on-demand, will no longer be available for sale since we can’t guarantee holiday shipping on those.

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The First Joel

Plenty of stock. Ships in 1-2 says.

 

 

Birds

All orders are now being fulfilled and there is plenty of available stock on new orders, which will ship out in 3-5 days.

 

Process

All available Process t-shirts and hoodies are in-stock, though we are getting limited in certain sizes and specifically hoodies. They will ship in 3-5 days.

 

Chant

In-stock and ships in 3-5 days.

 

Sons of Sam

In-stock and ship in 3-5 days.

 

All other available shirts are in-stock, but many shirts – Process t-shirts with colors, tank tops, throwback shirts, and onesies – will no longer be available for purchase as of tomorrow. Everything you see here will remain available and guaranteed to deliver in time for Christmas until December 20. Right now we have FREE SHIPPING on all orders. But no joke, that won’t last until Christmas, so take advantage of it now.

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