There are two weeks between games and that leaves a vacuum to be filled by content-starved media outlets desperate to work every Super Bowl angle imaginable. We’ll see everything from Jackfuck, the talking sheepskin’s big game predictions, to how local plumbers are dealing with the influx of stomach-churned shit dumped into the sewage system. No angle is too obtuse, no vertical untouched. Alas. We bring you those stories.

First up, Alexa:

Truth be told, I love a good AI Easter Egg, and hearing my bae do the Eagles chant warms my bones. But never doubt the fury with which the local media will fall over itself to hashtag the shit out of a good click-grab.

What’s interesting to me about Alexa’s rooting interest is not her game prediction, but the fact that Amazon seems to favor Philly over another city that’s in the running for their second headquarters. It’s a sign.