It’s wang season.

Last year, when Howie Roseman began flopping it on the table, we all sort of rolled our eyes, fully expecting his acquisitions of mid-career vets to backfire.

It didn’t.

So, HOLY SHIT THE EAGLES TRADED FOR MICHAEL BENNETT.

That’s good, right?

This likely means Vinny Curry is done:

I believe this is called retooling. Retooling, I’LL RETOOL YOU! Howie Roseman just retooled the world Fucking champs.

Side note: Bennett’s lack of shoulder pads drives me crazy. Not sure how I’m gonna assimilate to this, but I’m sure I’ll find a way.