The Eagles’ offense was a stagnant, disjointed mess well into the middle of the third quarter during tonight’s season opening win over the Atlanta Falcons. Until, of course:

The Philly Special! Again?!? Not quite, said Eagles right tackle Lane Johnson. Even better, actually:

Indeed, Doug Pederson confirmed after the game that the Patriots ran the same play during Super Bowl 52. He called it “Philly Philly.”

The troll game! The audacity! The brilliance! The balls! I feel like, I don’t know, I feel Doug has to give the absolute best noogies. The kind that makes one feel safe, you know? All I can say is that old me would have been tight during the Eagles’ go-ahead scoring drive. New me didn’t even blink.

God, I love him.