Some guy from another website came to Philadelphia recently. I’m not too familiar with him. Dave Portnoy his name is.

He does these pizza reviews for his website, and the latest installment in the series brought him to Lorenzo and Sons on South Street.

Here’s Dave:

https://twitter.com/stoolpresidente/status/1084955823871279105

Okay so the Alshon thing was clever, but he’s still a douche bag Patriots fan.

Chiefs by 50 this weekend.