When you run a team Twitter account, it might not be a great idea to report that a highly sought-after free agent, who was extensively linked to your franchise, is going to another franchise instead

But that’s what the fine folks running the Cowboys Twitter account went and did, y’all. They decided to tell their fans that Earl Thomas is headed to Baltimore via their “free agency tracker,” seen right here:

Lmao!

The responses from jilted p̶o̶s̶e̶r̶s̶ fans are very good, after the jump:

Sorry, Scooter Magruder.

And here’s one from “Nappy Head Ass” –

Are the Cowboys just trolling their fans?

Seems that way:

This guy brings up the Yankees, since most Cowboy fans are also frontrunner Yankee fans:


Here’s Wayne Dupree from the Wayne Dupree Show, whatever the hell that is:

I also love this graphic, I might have to use it in the future:

Anyway, time’s yours!