Corny Washington Television Anchors Bash Bryce Harper Piñata
Washington D.C.
Our nation’s capital.
A city filled with vile and disgusting career politicians, a morass of partisan losers that really do not care one iota about their constituents. They look at you and I with contempt, and answer only to lobbyists and other bloodsuckers and carcass-eaters that circle overhead before descending for feedings like the opportunistic vampires and/or vultures they are.
Washington is also the home of news anchors who put Bryce Harper’s face on a pinata and swing away:
What we think of #Bryce leaving for division rival #Phillies #GoodDayDC @TuckerFox5 pic.twitter.com/CNANxcizf9
— Wisdom Martin (@Wisdommartintv) April 2, 2019
Look, FOX 5 Washington, I’m gonna level with you, after the jump:
Bryce Harper had a choice.
He could have remained in your stinking shit pile of a city, surrounded by some of the biggest fakes this country has to offer.
Or –
He could have come to a hard-working, blue-collar, lunch pail-carrying type of town, the home of the Liberty Bell and Independence Hall and cheese sandwiches.
Bryce Harper made the correct decision.