Imagine being Joel Embiid. Ripped, rich, famous, and with quasi-capable knees. Smokeshow IG model girlfriend. An increasingly public penchant for Chick-fil-A and burgers. And just straight killing off the Nets with your team up 3-1:

Joel, is the series over?

Over.

Poor Jared Dudley. Like an overgrown turtle, just plodding around sticking his neck out, only to have it kicked by the proverbial foot of Ben Simmons and Joel Embiid, who is taking two wins, Shake Shack and DAT ASS from Brooklyn to Philly with him. Sixers by 40.