I’m old enough to remember when “Manco and Manco” pizza was “Mack and Manco,” long before owner Chuck Bangle bought the company outright and then later went to jail for tax evasion.

But this story is about pizza, not fraud, unless we’re talking about Dave Portnoy, who is an insufferable Boston Bruins, Patriots, Red Sox, and Celtics fan. He runs Barstool Sports and does pizza reviews, recently gracing us with his presence at the Jersey Shore:

https://twitter.com/stoolpresidente/status/1130963982943019009

7.3 for Manco and Manco seems accurate, I guess. I personally find their pizza to be average, but that’s just my opinion. Is that sacrilege? I dunno. I’m not a big “eat hot pizza on the boardwalk when it’s already 89 degrees out” kind of guy.

Anyway, you may recall Portnoy reviewed Lorenzo and Sons on South Street a few months back. He did an Alshon Jeffery “dropping the football” gag, which I admit was pretty good.

But Portnoy is still a scummy New England sports fan, so he gets no love here.