“Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me. I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed…” Ya got that right, Steve Harwell. Just when I thought I’d seen everything, Smash Mouth came for Bryce Harper and got, well, smashed in the mouth on Twitter. The band voiced their frustration on Twitter in the off-season in an effort to publicly shame the San Francisco Giants and their alleged miscommunication regarding a pursuit of Harper. It was cute, but it didn’t end up working out for the Giants as Harper chose the superior city of Philadelphia to start his family. Anyway, following the CBP faithful’s booing of their right fielder, the band -known by most for their cover of The Monkees’ “I’m A Believer”- took to Twitter to attack Bryce Harper like a jilted lover:

https://twitter.com/smashmouth/status/1123651537228578816

Woof. I get that life must be tough when you look like Guy Fieri, but come on, man. (Seriously, they’re identical.)

Smash mouth singer guy fieri

The whole ordeal is a bit sad. Smash Mouth was a decent 90’s band. They provided the most recognizable song from Shrek, but instead embracing his inner ogre, Harwell came off like a totally jackass.

To make things even worse, the band must have been scouring social media for any mention of themselves, Harper, and booing:

Bam? Who does this guy think he is, Emeril Lagasse? Booing is a way of life. It’s how we hold our players accountable. Booing offends you, Smash Mouth? Maybe you should worry about your fans stabbing people outside of your park. Hopefully this is the last we hear from the band until Shrek 5 comes out someday.