I know people generally dislike the “debate” shows, but First Take is great when broadcasting live from Dallas. Stephen A Smith does a fantastic job trolling Cowboy fans like the cucarachas repugnantes that they are.

Here’s today’s show opener, which also happens to feature a fantastic Freudian slip:

Stephen A, wearing a Tom Brady jersey:

“This is America’s team. Not these damn Cowboys. Not these damn Cowboys. I ain’t scared of none of ’em. I am here, in the house. Of course we’ll get to your sorry Cowboys a little bit later. Got the Bears and Packers on Thursday night football, we’ll talk about that plus a whole bunch of other stuff. I heard T.O. is gonna be in the house. I heard DeMarcus Ware is gonna be in the house. It don’t matter because this is my house. This is my house. I’m taking over, okay? Stephen A and the crew. Texas Live in the house. You know what time it is. First Take coming right now. Holla at your boiiiiiiiiii.”

It’s great TV.