This is fantastic. I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time:

Full transcription:

Woman: Jesus Christ Carson that was a ??? fucking check off. Jesus Christ, look downfield! What the fuck! That was a darn fucking check off. Come on. That is not the initial fucking play. I am dead ass serious, that is not… someone needs to get the fuck open.

Other guy: They ran a screen –

Woman: There’s no way he’s ????? over the screen.

I love it. Gotta get this woman on FOX 29 tomorrow morning, Good Day Philadelphia with Mike Jerrick and Alex Holley.