Much like Leonardo DiCaprio in The Wolf of Wall Street, pitcher Stephen Strasburg is not leaving.

The free agent right hander reached a new deal to stay with the Washington Nationals:

One of the thoughts here is that the Nats won’t be able to keep Anthony Rendon now that Strasburg has signed a big, fat deal. Maybe the Phils get in there and #DoTheDeal.

Something like this:

  • Strasburg – Nationals
  • Gerrit Cole – Yanks
  • Rendon – Phils

Works for me! Let’s git r done.