Merry Christmas Eve Philadelphia! It’s the perfect day to cull the existence of anyone who opposes Carson Wentz from the Eagles roster for the rest of their natural born lives!

It’s never been more clear than in the last three weeks that the Eagles need to take a page out of the Seattle Seahawks playbook and catapult any member of the roster firmly not in the Wentz bible camp into space. Three weeks, three wins, two game-winning drives, and no interceptions for the best three-game stretch of the season for the Birds and the ginger ninja.

Wentz is playing loose, he’s playing confident, and he’s making better decisions with the ball late in the year… all while throwing to wide receivers who languished on the practice squad for the majority of the year or so horrifically under performed they deserved all of the scorn and barbs we (me) threw their way all season.

It’s the best he’s looked all year while throwing to the worst on-paper wide receivers he’s had, and maybe that’s not so much of a coincidence when you take a look at who HASN’T played the last three weeks.

Maybe it’s time the Eagles took a long, hard look at the roster and figure out exactly who has Wentz’s back and who doesn’t.

Is it mentally weak to be supported by everyone in an organization? Maybe, but I’m probably not the best person to make that call on someone’s psyche. I read into two word emails my boss sends me like I’m back in college, blackout drunk, and DEEPLY invested in finding the deeper meaning to “Dark Side of Oz.” What did she mean by Thank you? Why didn’t she use an exclamation point? AM I GOING TO BE FIRED? And that part where “Money” starts and Dorothy opens the door to Oz and everything is in color? What does it all mean man?

But hell, it worked for Russell Wilson and it worked for Seattle. In 2018 the franchise jettisoned anyone and everyone who may not have bought into what Wilson and head coach Pete Carroll were doing with the team with great prejudice. Much like the Eagles, the Seahawks hitched their wagon to the franchise quarterback and salted the earth of anyone who looked at him cock-eyed in the past.

Wilson is an MVP candidate this year. He had one of his best statistical years LAST season when it started. What’s to say it wouldn’t work for Wentz?

It’s not that crazy. Maybe Wentz feels more comfortable leading a group of wide receivers who will actually listen to him, look up to him, and not anonymously complain to the media about perceived slights and how Nick Foles was better.

I love Alshon Jeffery. You got us a Super Bowl, you seem like a cool guy, but now you run like you have thumbtacks in your cleats and you’re one more big injury away from no longer being able to raise your arms above your head. Vaya con dios, take your walking papers and hit the bricks after the end of the year.

Nelson Agholor and his oven mitt hands? Great stretch in 2017, we’ll always have the Super Bowl memories, but you and Jeffery can share an Uber on your way to the airport.

It’s been fun gentlemen. Come back during the alumni weekends and you can see the Lombardi trophy whenever you want. Oh, if you can let Howie know who else also hates Wentz so they can get their walking papers, that would be great, would save everyone a ton of trouble.

It’s Wentz’s world now and the rest of the Eagles are just living in it.