Can’t make this stuff up.

The New Orleans police department issued a simple battery arrest warrant for Odell Beckham Jr., following an incident that took place in the LSU locker room following their national title game win over Clemson.

Here Beckham can be seen slapping the buttocks of a SuperDome security guard for whatever reason:

More via ESPN:

New Orleans police department public affairs officer Juan Barnes confirmed that the security guard filed the complaint.

Louisiana statute defines simple battery as battery committed without the consent of the victim. Punishment in Louisiana can include a fine of no more than $1,000 and imprisonment for no more than six months, or both.

“We are aware of the incident and have been in touch with Odell and his representatives on the matter,” the Browns said in a statement issued Thursday. “They are cooperating with the proper authorities to appropriately address the situation.”

OBJ can make this go away by handing the security guard some of the money he was giving to the LSU players on the field after the game.