The NHL is back.

We’ve got… hockey action yo! That’s what the great Jose from Norristown would say.

Flyers/Penguins tonight in the season opener, and this hype video from the team will make you want to climb into the penalty box and take a few swings at Tie Domi:

Great stuff. This makes me want to stand up between the benches and scream at Dan Bylsma and Tony Granato.

The Flyers are going to obliterate the Penguins tonight. The forecheck will be so oppressive and suffocating that the Yinzers will wish they were back in Pittsburgh, eating Primanti Brothers on their couch. The Flyers will put up a couple of first period goals and the Penguins will quit. They’ll be yearning for the comforts of Sheetz and Western Pennsylvania as the Orange and Black lay the smack down on their roody poo, candy asses.

If ya smelllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll, what the Rock is cookin’.