Hah, get a load of this:

Good for him man. For real. This guy is 43 years old. He’s been working his ass off all year long. His diet consists of nothing but quinoa, kale, and acai, so even a 4 ounce brewery pour would probably get him hammered. One Russian Imperial Stout and he’d be close to alcohol poisoning.

This is a great victory for all of the dads everywhere. Everybody who feels old and washed. Not only can Tom Brady still get it done, but he’s not a robot. He’s a normal guy who very rarely will be drunkenly stumbling about in public.