Howard Eskin may be “The King,” but he really struggles with technology. He’s embarked on several recent social media adventures, famously identifying Andrew McCutchen as “Lawrence McCutcheon” and mistakenly referring to Cody Parkey’s “Double Doink” as the “Double Doing” instead. Howard also called Daniel Radcliffe a “moron” and fell for a fake tweet alleging that Joel Embiid was visiting Shake Shack in the middle of the pandemic.

Now, we have this, whatever this is:

The tweet has since been deleted, but the video clip shows Charles Barkley doing a sultry dance in a silhouetted fashion. Howard attempts to poke fun by writing something suggestive, that would probably get lesser folks cancelled. I’m actually not even going to try to describe what he’s talking about, because I don’t want to be cancelled.

One thing that’s clear is that somebody must take this man’s phone away.