According to Albert Breer, the Cowboys are hiring Brian Schottenheimer, whose job will be to help both coordinators, game plan, and stay up to date on league trends. AKA a head coach:

Pretty cool idea? Next week the Cowboys are going to hire someone to manage the cap, make trades, and clean Jerry’s glasses for Stephen Jones.

I’m starting to think Mike McCarthy spent more time in that barn watching Trailer Park Boys than studying NFL trends. Remember when he watched every snap of the Cowboys 2019 season? Neither does Mike McCarthy:

 

Let he who has never lied on his resume to get a job they weren’t qualified for cast the first stone.

First order of business for Brian Schottenheimer –

Don’t run a draw with 14 seconds left and zero timeouts: