STARS FEVER! IF YOU’RE NOT TOO CAREFUL YOU’RE GONNA CATCH IT!

Mo Alexander Jr. is never going to have to buy a beer in Philly ever again after he took a punt back for a TD with 1:41 left in the 4th quarter:

Who would’ve thought the Philadelphia Stars would be here? QB Bryan Scott, the #3 overall pick, having an MVP season leading the league in passing yards and touchdowns goes down with a knee injury in Week 3 and his backup Case Cookus leads the Stars to the championship game. Shades of the Eagles title run.

Should Colossal Cock Case start next year for the Stars? 610-632…

The Stars will face former Alabama RB Bo Scarborough and the Birmingham Stallions in the first championship game of the new USFL on July 3rd. Quick question: Is Philly home to the greatest run in minor league sports? The Soul (3), the KIXX (2), the Wings (6), and now the Stars have an opportunity. What a dynasty run. Maybe the key is Philly fans just stop giving a shit about the Eagles, Phillies, Flyers, and Sixers and then they’ll start winning.