Carson Wentz fielded questions today about his time as an Eagles player and he mentioned that he could’ve been a better person and a better teammate:

“Better ingredients. Better Pizza. Papa John’s.”

Congratulations to Carson for feeling like he’s grown as a person and a teammate (even though you could make the argument he was still a shitty teammate just eight months ago, because he didn’t get vax’d, which resulted him missing an entire week of practice, and the Colts losing to the Raiders and then Jaguars in back-to-back weeks to miss the playoffs). You can talk about wasting a Jonathan Taylor MVP-type season as one of the main reasons he changed zip codes in the offseason. Is Carson really that different from the guy who Darren Sproles wanted to fight because he was mad at the team’s success while injured? I’m going to say probably not. I can guarantee we’re going to get some sources inside the Commies locker room that question Wentz’s leadership this year. It’ll probably happen right around Thanksgiving after they go 0-4 against the Packers, Colts, Vikings, and Eagles.