“Happy New Years to Iggles fans everywhere!” –

The pheromones this guy must be giving off smell like Yuengling and diesel fumes from Wawa. His calloused mitts can’t wait to toss the pigskin around with the fellas in Lot D while they recite the names of every Eagles defensive coordinator from the last 50 years. Juniata James Franklin was the first in line today at Corropolese and had the Twisted Tea Lights packed in the cooler before Carrie Underwood could even sing, “waiting all day for a Sunday Night.” His head popped off his pillow this morning before his alarm, an instrumental of “Fly Eagles Fly” sounded. This is his New Years day. Go Iggles.

Chances these two come from the same blood line? -5000: