H̶o̶a̶g̶i̶e̶f̶e̶s̶t̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶b̶a̶c̶k̶ Schwarberfest is here:

Kyle Schwarber went on a tear during Hoagiefest:

So Wawa listened, brought us Schwarberfest, and what happened? Kyle Schwarber hit the longest home run in the history of Petco Park:

If there was any MLB player that looks like they’re powered off of $6 Italian classics, a pretzel, and a peach ice tea it’s Kyle Schwarber: