I haven’t played Madden in forever, but some of my favorite moments are when they release the game players freak out about what they look like or their rating. The best is when a bunch of software nerds who’ve never watched football turn a black guy white. That hasn’t happened yet, but Eagles DB Isaiah Rodgers is sick over the way his character looks in the game:

@isaiahrodgers

FACE SCAN ME ASAP #MADDEN25 #easports #wtf #helpme #nfl #eagles #34 #isaiahrodgers34 #h

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They made Isaiah Rodgers look like a 40 year old garbageman. The only route he’s securing is with Waste Management. Those bags under his eyes tell stories of waking up at 4am and sniffing the most vile shit you could ever think of! I mean they couldn’t even do the bare minimum and give him hair! They saw Sr. on the jersey and rocketed the age sliders to the max. We’re about to get a comeback season for the ages strictly fueled off disrespect.

This is what Isaiah Rodgers actually looks like:

This isn’t the first time Madden has turned Eagles players into a different person. Remember what they did to Jordan Davis a couple years back?

Despicable.


Nothing that a little play on the field can’t fix. You look good you feel good. You feel good you play good. You play good they pay good. They pay good Madden stops disrespecting you every year. Or something like that.