DeSean Jackson rented out Lil Terrio this weekend and then did his ohh kill ‘em as a touchdown dance.
UPDATE: LiL Terrio, who stayed with DeSean all weekend, was there:
Video after the jump.
I have no idea even how to frame this post other than to just shoot straight: DeSean Jackson celebrated his birthday – again – last night, and before the festivities kicked off, he rented out Vine and interweb sensation, six-year-old Lil Terrio, as a party favor. Terrio got to knock around in the Phantom, play some football, and then had a dance off with one of the best receivers in the NFL.
I’d encourage someone to archive this footage, because it’s really going to be the glue that holds together Broke: When Jaccpots Aren’t sometime in 2018.
It’s in times like these that we remember Lil Snupe.
We put together a multimedia timeline of Terrio’s trip to Philly, which included a trip to Jingle Ball before hanging out with D-Jac, after the jump.
Philadelphia, PA — Eagles wide receiver DeSean Jackson celebrated his 27th birthday on Monday. He was joined by his mother, Gayle, and two cakes: one showcasing a “stack” of Benjamins, and another with a Mercedes Benz.
On Sunday night, after the Eagles beat the Arizona Cardinals in an NFL matchup, Jackson was joined out on the town by 33-year-old singer Ashanti, best known for Foolish and Fat Joe’s What’s Luv?
Large-breasted Instagram user “nataagata,” with whom Jackson was pictured last week, could not be reached for comment on the Ashanti image.
Sources say Jackson’s response to an inquiry about the multiple females was boastful: “10 mode on my grind yessir what it do baby one time !!”
Pics via DeSean’s Instagram
A HOME OFFICE IN HORSHAM — Philadelphia Eagles wide receiver DeSean Jackson returned to his home in California for the bye week and posted pictures on his social media accounts of his new custom automobile, what Jackson refers to as a “Big Body Benz,” which, according to previous reports, features multiple video screens, two (original) iPads and improved interior illumination. The vehicle also appears to feature reclining rear seats, presumably to increase creature comforts, though sources have been unable to confirm their true purpose.
Jackson posted these pictures of the luxury car to his Instagram account with the following captions [sic]: “Push it 2 Tha Limit like a Big Body Benz ‘ Fresh off Tha Lot,” “Born Fly ‘ Since day 1,” and “Cali traffic tho* ain’t miss this shit !!”
Jackson also posted another image on his Instagram account last night**– a picture with fellow social networker “nataagataa.”
Jackson appears to no longer be with his former love interest, Chantel Jeffries.
Further research of nataagataa’s social media accounts reveals 10 MODE STAY FLEXXIN ON DAT GRIND YESSIR WHAT IT DO BABY ONE TIME !!
In 11 games this season for the Eagles, Jackson has 58 receptions and seven touchdowns for a total of 985 yards. The Eagles’ next game is against the Arizona Cardinals, on December 1. Jackson is expected to return to Philadelphia early next week. Sources say he will be “refreshed” and “ready to get on his grind.”
**The first comment on nataagataa’s post is: “what happen to kyrie?” Jaccpot is what happened to Kyrie.
Speaking to the best Eagles beat reporter on the planet, Tim McManus, DeSean Jackson admitted that, yeah, this is probably the first time he’s into that whole team thing:
“Honestly, man, I’ve just bought in. I just really bought in all across the board. Never really had done that in the past, maybe sometimes fighting the system,” Jackson acknowledged in a one-on-one with Birds 24/7. “So just trying new things that I think have really been paying off for me. Staying focused and doing all the extra little things , being a teammate, being a leader. Staying after practice later, working hard, little things that being young, never took the importance of doing that. It’s kind of been my focus.”
10 MODE… better late than never?
Whatever. DeSean has been really good this year, and credit to him for at least admitting that he slacked off previously. Both him and Michael Vick have shown some real maturity lately. There’s something to be said for that.
These cars are different. Not sure if one is his and the other is a sample, or if both are examples of what his will look like when it’s done. Either way, for my own sanity, I will just assume that a millionaire athlete-rap mogul won’t roll off with a pimped out ride in 2013 with iPad ones that can’t even be updated to IOS 7. That’s amateur hour right there.
Love this kid. Already talking smack. 20 years from now, he’ll be instantly gramming his own touchdowns and the CEO of his own rap label. Now if only his parents would turn their iPhone horizontally.
WHAT IT DO, BABY, ONE TIME !!