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Mike Vick says Playing for the Redskins would be a “Dream Come True”

Photo Credit: Geoff Burke-USA TODAY Sports

Photo Credit: Geoff Burke-USA TODAY Sports

Michael Vick, the now-boatless sometimes starting quarterback of the New York Jets, knows he is not long for the green and white. He’s only attempted more than twenty passes in two games this year, and only over fifteen in another three. On the season, he’s 64-for-121 for 604 yards and three touchdowns. But next year, the then 35-year-old Vick will be a free agent, and boy would he love to play for the Redskins.

Vick told reporters that playing for the Redskins would be “a dream come true,” and “that’s home for me. Don’t get me excited. Don’t get me excited.” Don’t get you excited? I think you’re the only one getting you excited. Vick also said he’d like to reunite with his “little brother” DeSean Jackson:

“I know his speed, I know his acceleration path, I know when he’s coming out of his breaks. There’s nobody that knows DeSean Jackson better than me. I think he knows that, and we were just trying to position ourselves to be together again, but it didn’t work out.”

You know what Mike? Maybe you guys can both play together next year, but I really doubt it’ll be in Washington.


The Series of Events Leading to DeSean Jaccson’s Unceremonious Release from the Redskins Began Today

Photo credit: Geoff Burke-USA TODAY Sports

Photo credit: Geoff Burke-USA TODAY Sports

The Redskins suck. They suck so bad that they lost 27-7 to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, who [spits on finger, puts it in the air to gauge wind speed and direction] yep, they suck, too. Some fantasy talking head on YouTube convinced me to draft RGIII and Pierre Garcon as a high-reward combo on Draft Kings yesterday. Thanks, jackass. I should’ve known better, because the Redskins suck. On Redskins Postgame Live, former Eagle and Redskin Brian Mitchell explained how much they suck, via ThaCover2.com:

“Embarrassing. This is atrocious. It’s despicable. It’s pathetic. I think it’s asinine.”

“I see a lot of players blaming media and everybody else and running around as if they won the damn Super Bowl somewhere.”

“This team has SUCKED over the last few years. And as a former player I’m embarrassed to watch this junk over and over again.”

“Play some damn football, you sucked on the field today. And you know who you are.”

And all that sucking has DeSean Jaccson beginning the process of his eventual release from the Redskins. This morning he instantly grammed:

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DeSean Jaccson Helped His Redskins Beat the Cowboys, Reminds Fans There’s Absolutely an “I” in Team

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The Cowboys lost last night, dropping them to 6-2 and into a loss-column tie with the Eagles. Their run atop the division lasted, precisely, 28 hours.

The Birds owe a big thanks to DeSean Jaccson, who caught six passes for 136 yards and reminded everyone that a GREAT TEAM WIN is always best encapsulated with a highlight video of yourself. Continue reading


Reader Email: Not Only Did We Burn DeSean Jerseys, We Also Dumped Horse Shit on Them


Email from reader Mark, one of St. Joe’s finest:

great coverage of the game yesterday. Just figured I’d share this gem from my tailgate yesterday. We were planning on burning our desean jerseys as many did, when the mounted police left us a nice treat… a big ole horse shit! We flipped the dung on top of the desean jerseys and people were driving over the jerseys it was great! one guy in a huge truck ran it over then backed up to run it over again, then spun out on the jerseys, it was awesome until we realized horse shit was flying everywhere! Fuck Desean.

“The Hawk Will Never Die!”

Email from reader Brian, who presumably didn’t know that this was all reader Mark’s doing:


Kyle- a police horse took a dump on a pile of Jaccpot jerseys yesterday. A step up (or down?) from burning them. Enjoy.

And they say it’s always sunny here.


Emmanual Acho Just Became My Favorite Player by Trolling Jaccpot

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This is so perfect. Yessir.


This Seems like a Great Time for DeSean Jaccson to Pose with Chris Brown

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In my mind, Brown and DeSean are secretly plotting to destroy object-of-Rihanna’s-desire Mychal Kendricks on Sunday– a sinister plan in which the entertainment and sports worlds collide in the most historic of fashions. Oh, wait, what’s that, Kendricks probably isn’t playing on Sunday? He won’t be able to whisper “tell Chris his girl tastes like sweet apple” into DeSean’s ear? Well damn.


Most DeSean Jaccson Tweet Ever

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Two C’s? Two C’s.

And yes, DeSean did just refer to his coach’s son in gang spelling.


DeSean Jaccson Says Redskins Fans are Better Because They Don’t Boo Their Own Players

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Fucc DeSean.

DeSean Jaccson spoke with CSN Washington yesterday about the difference between Eagles and Redskins fans. These are the words that escaped his mouth:

“It is different. They’re very supportive here, you know, they’re open. Being out here on the field, I’ve been hearing, you know, certain things, but, you know, they’re good things, you know. In Philly sometimes things could’ve got a little negative. You know, they booed their own players, so. But here, you don’t really get that. You know, they’re supporting you, they’re out here. I mean just as many people as here in the morning practices come to our walkthrough practices, so that shows you something, to not really have a practice and sit through a walkthrough. They’re big fans and they support us.”

F uuuuuueeewwww, DeSean Jaccson. F uuuuuueeeewwwwwwwwwww.

He’s got to be trolling us. No human can possibily be that ungrateful towards the city where he became an absolute star and the team representative in an Oscar-winning movie. But I’m going to go point-by-point:

1) They’re very supportive here, they’re open. Being out here on the field, I’ve been hearing certain things. They’re good things, you know. IT’S TRAINING CAMP, YOU MORON. I do and will continue to struggle to recall the last time an Eagle was lustily booed during the opening days of camp. In fact, Mark Sanchez, whom I keep forgetting is an Eagle, says we’re “nice.”

2) In Philly sometimes things could’ve got a little negative. Yeah have fun in Washington:

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3) They booed their own players, so. Ew.

4) But here, you know, you don’t really get that. You know, they’re supporting you, they’re out here. Yeah no Eagles fans never go to training camp. I swear to God, about 20% of the season ticket holders in the second level would show up to watch the grounds crew paint the lines on the field. But I guess only Redskins fans show up to camp. Makes sense, idiot.

DeSean Jaccson is not the man

Video after the jump.

H/T to (@JPFinlayCSN) Continue reading

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