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Reader Email: Not Only Did We Burn DeSean Jerseys, We Also Dumped Horse Shit on Them


Email from reader Mark, one of St. Joe’s finest:

great coverage of the game yesterday. Just figured I’d share this gem from my tailgate yesterday. We were planning on burning our desean jerseys as many did, when the mounted police left us a nice treat… a big ole horse shit! We flipped the dung on top of the desean jerseys and people were driving over the jerseys it was great! one guy in a huge truck ran it over then backed up to run it over again, then spun out on the jerseys, it was awesome until we realized horse shit was flying everywhere! Fuck Desean.

“The Hawk Will Never Die!”

Email from reader Brian, who presumably didn’t know that this was all reader Mark’s doing:


Kyle- a police horse took a dump on a pile of Jaccpot jerseys yesterday. A step up (or down?) from burning them. Enjoy.

And they say it’s always sunny here.


Emmanual Acho Just Became My Favorite Player by Trolling Jaccpot

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This is so perfect. Yessir.


This Seems like a Great Time for DeSean Jaccson to Pose with Chris Brown

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In my mind, Brown and DeSean are secretly plotting to destroy object-of-Rihanna’s-desire Mychal Kendricks on Sunday– a sinister plan in which the entertainment and sports worlds collide in the most historic of fashions. Oh, wait, what’s that, Kendricks probably isn’t playing on Sunday? He won’t be able to whisper “tell Chris his girl tastes like sweet apple” into DeSean’s ear? Well damn.


Most DeSean Jaccson Tweet Ever

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Two C’s? Two C’s.

And yes, DeSean did just refer to his coach’s son in gang spelling.


DeSean Jaccson Says Redskins Fans are Better Because They Don’t Boo Their Own Players

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Fucc DeSean.

DeSean Jaccson spoke with CSN Washington yesterday about the difference between Eagles and Redskins fans. These are the words that escaped his mouth:

“It is different. They’re very supportive here, you know, they’re open. Being out here on the field, I’ve been hearing, you know, certain things, but, you know, they’re good things, you know. In Philly sometimes things could’ve got a little negative. You know, they booed their own players, so. But here, you don’t really get that. You know, they’re supporting you, they’re out here. I mean just as many people as here in the morning practices come to our walkthrough practices, so that shows you something, to not really have a practice and sit through a walkthrough. They’re big fans and they support us.”

F uuuuuueeewwww, DeSean Jaccson. F uuuuuueeeewwwwwwwwwww.

He’s got to be trolling us. No human can possibily be that ungrateful towards the city where he became an absolute star and the team representative in an Oscar-winning movie. But I’m going to go point-by-point:

1) They’re very supportive here, they’re open. Being out here on the field, I’ve been hearing certain things. They’re good things, you know. IT’S TRAINING CAMP, YOU MORON. I do and will continue to struggle to recall the last time an Eagle was lustily booed during the opening days of camp. In fact, Mark Sanchez, whom I keep forgetting is an Eagle, says we’re “nice.”

2) In Philly sometimes things could’ve got a little negative. Yeah have fun in Washington:

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3) They booed their own players, so. Ew.

4) But here, you know, you don’t really get that. You know, they’re supporting you, they’re out here. Yeah no Eagles fans never go to training camp. I swear to God, about 20% of the season ticket holders in the second level would show up to watch the grounds crew paint the lines on the field. But I guess only Redskins fans show up to camp. Makes sense, idiot.

DeSean Jaccson is not the man

Video after the jump.

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DeSean Was Not Throwing Gang Signs, Just “Hand Gestures” to Friends Who Happen to be in Gangs

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Say what you will about the way the Eagles handled DeSean Jaccson, but the NJ.com report about his supposed gang ties was definitely a huge part of the story. And since it’s the lull time of the football season, people are still asking DeSean about it. In an interview with ESPN the Magazine, DeSean said:

“If I score a touchdown or make a play and my boys at home can see me throwing up the area we’re from, that’s me showing them love, They weren’t fortunate enough to make it where I’m at. All my friends wanted to be in the NFL growing up, but they weren’t able to do that and I was. That doesn’t mean I forgot about them. They’re my boys, I grew up with them, and I’m going to give them love.”

That’s perfectly fine DeSean, but if the friends are actual gang members accused of murder and the hand signals look like gang signs, they quite literally become gang signs. You know, if.


DeSean Jaccson, World’s Worst Sports Fan, Now Wants LeBron to Play for the Lakers

Just a week after trolling LeBron with not one, not two, not three … (okay it was two) super-pixelated Instagram posts about how he can’t win championships on his own, DeSean now wants LeBron to not win a championship on his own for DeSean’s favorite team. The caption read “Come on 2 LA where champions Are !! 16 NBA titles !! Lake show !!,” which does not contain an explanation for how they’ll pay for those two while paying Kobe $23.5 million.


DeSean Still Trolling LeBron With Pixelated Memes

Yesterday, two full days after the NBA Finals ended, DeSean Jaccson went and Instagrammed the image above — his third LeBron bash since the Finals started — showing LeBron begging for a completely injury-hobbled Kobe Bryant to help him out. Even though the image is completely complimentary to Kobe, there are still some Kobe fans shit-talking DeSean in the Instagram comments, and we’re totally cool with that.

Meanwhile, dude’s team ain’t even trademarked anymore.

h/t reader Jeff

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