And Now, We Present To You, A Selection From DeSean Jackson's Twitter
We try to make sense of DeSean’s Twitter posts. “my boi’s” (@deseanjackson10) updates are in bold (in case you couldn’t tell)
I’m on da east coast feeln like I’m from cali that smooth west coast swagg off the chain skyy high…….
West Coast : Swag :: East Coast : Skyy High??
@NipseyHussle. What it do bro been tryn halla at my bro I kno u doin yo stuff wit south central state of mind grind hard and hit cha brodie
I hope Brodie doesn’t stand for girlfriend.
whats popn had a long day somethn crucial didnt get not none rest sheeeeesh…. but im still makn it do what it do baby!!!!!
What is “it”, and what exactly is its function? I’m scared to find out.
whats popn ya boi finna get it in 2night bac at Atlantic city and betta believe its goin down ya digg….. lets get it on…. and popn
Ok, so let me get this straight, you are going to a party in Atlantic City and you’re trying to have sex?
We out here waaaaaaay max turnt up gettn it in ya digg we still goin and its 330 in da am we gettn it baby!!! Finna go hit tha craps table
Something tells me this is going to end up on TMZ.
Still goin yessir I said I get it in ya digg…..
Yep, he’s having sex right now.
ya hear me!!!!
Nope.
It’s jerkn up in this thang… It’s popn 2night I’m feeln the vibe.. I’m in da building
I really don’t want to know about what you’re jerking. And I hope it’s not my building that you’re in.
And finally, DeSean Jackson broadcasts from his basement, with a Steelers towel, while his brother (blood relative?) air boxes for 20 minutes. Enjoy.
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