Beard Facts:


Jayson Werth’s beard can eat 4 saltines in a minute

When the boogeyman goes to bed at night he checks under the bed for Jayson Werth’s beard

Superman has pajama pants w Werth’s beard on them

Jason Werth’s Beard is the illegitimate love child of Sal Fasono’s Mustache and Chuck Norris’ Beard

Jayson Werth’s beard once hit 2 home runs on one pitch

Jayson Werth’s Beard can do Double McTwisty’s

Jayson Werths beard fired Donald Trump over the offseason

Jayson Werth’s beard can beat the whole Mets team by itself

Jayson Werth’s Beard taught Elvis how to dance

Jayson Werth’s Beard symbolizes Hope and Change.  Obama was granted permission to use it.

Jayson Werth’s Beard was asked to be the new host of the Tonight Show but he turned it down, because they wouldn’t allow his cock to be the first guest.

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