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Jayson Werth (and his beard) Facts
By Kyle Scott
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In case you needed any more reasons to help keep Jayson Werth in Philly, we decided to pass along a few facts about him and his beard that our readers sent to us. Enjoy.
Jayson Werth's beard can eat 4 saltines in a minute
When the boogeyman goes to bed at night he checks under the bed
for Jayson Werth's beard
Superman has pajama pants with Werth's beard on them
Jayson Werth's Beard is the illegitimate love child of Sal
Fasono's Mustache and Chuck Norris' Beard
Jayson Werth's beard once hit 2 home runs on one pitch
Jayson Werth once scored on a 4 base error (that is actually
true)
Jayson Werth's Beard can do Double McTwisty's
Jayson Werths beard fired Donald Trump over the offseason
Jayson Werth's beard can beat the whole Mets team by itself
Jayson Werth's Beard taught Elvis how to dance
Jayson Werth had to
apologize to Billy Joel, because he started the fire
His Beard didn’t light
it, but it tried to fight it.
Jayson Werth's Beard symbolizes Hope and Change. Obama was
granted permission to use it
Jayson Werth's Beard was asked to be the new host of the Tonight
Show but he turned it down, because they wouldn't allow his cock to be the
first guest
There is no chin underneath of Jayson Werths beard, only another
bat
Chuck Norris jacks off lookin' at Jayson Werth's beard
Jayson Werth went “middle in” on Wheels.
Jayson Werth’s Beard gave Placido Polanco the misshapen head
Playing the Yankees today, turns out the secret of their 27
rings is guarded by elves living inside Jayson Werth's Beard
Jayson Werth’s Beard bought Sarge his Cadillac
There is no theory of evolution…just a list of animal's Jayson
Werth's beard allows to live
The U.S. Military has released newly de-classified reports from
1945, which reveal that is was not an atomic bomb that was dropped on Hiroshima
and Nagasaki, but was in fact Jayson Werth's Beard
Contrary to popular belief, there
is enough of Jayson Werth’s beard to go around
And our favorite,
Philadelphia needs his sex
If you have a Jayson Werth fact, put it on our Facebook page. We'll keep adding to this list.
Kyle Scott is the founder and editor of CrossingBroad.com. He has written for CBS Philly and Philly Voice, and been a panelist or contributor on NBC Sports Philly, FOX 29 and SNY TV, as well as a recurring guest on 97.5 The Fanatic, 94 WIP, 106.7 The Fan and other stations. He has more than 10 years experience running digital media properties and in online advertising and marketing.