Jayson Werth (and his beard) Facts

In case you needed any more reasons to help keep Jayson Werth in Philly, we decided to pass along a few facts about him and his beard that our readers sent to us.  Enjoy.

Jayson Werth's beard can eat 4 saltines in a minute

When the boogeyman goes to bed at night he checks under the bed
for Jayson Werth's beard

Superman has pajama pants with Werth's beard on them

Jayson Werth's Beard is the illegitimate love child of Sal
Fasono's Mustache and Chuck Norris' Beard

Jayson Werth's beard once hit 2 home runs on one pitch

Jayson Werth once scored on a 4 base error (that is actually

Jayson Werth's Beard can do Double McTwisty's

Jayson Werths beard fired Donald Trump over the offseason

Jayson Werth's beard can beat the whole Mets team by itself

Jayson Werth's Beard taught Elvis how to dance

Jayson Werth had to
apologize to Billy Joel, because he started the fire

His Beard didn’t light
it, but it tried to fight it.

Jayson Werth's Beard symbolizes Hope and Change.  Obama was
granted permission to use it

Jayson Werth's Beard was asked to be the new host of the Tonight
Show but he turned it down, because they wouldn't allow his cock to be the
first guest

There is no chin underneath of Jayson Werths beard, only another

Chuck Norris jacks off lookin' at Jayson Werth's beard

Jayson Werth went “middle in” on Wheels.

Jayson Werth’s Beard gave Placido Polanco the misshapen head

Playing the Yankees today, turns out the secret of their 27
rings is guarded by elves living inside Jayson Werth's Beard

Jayson Werth’s Beard bought Sarge his Cadillac

There is no theory of evolution…just a list of animal's Jayson
Werth's beard allows to live

The U.S. Military has released newly de-classified reports from
1945, which reveal that is was not an atomic bomb that was dropped on Hiroshima
and Nagasaki, but was in fact Jayson Werth's Beard

Contrary to popular belief, there
is enough of Jayson Werth’s beard to go around



And our favorite,

Philadelphia needs his sex

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7 Responses

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