Jayson Werth (and his beard) Facts

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In case you needed any more reasons to help keep Jayson Werth in Philly, we decided to pass along a few facts about him and his beard that our readers sent to us.  Enjoy.

Jayson Werth's beard can eat 4 saltines in a minute


When the boogeyman goes to bed at night he checks under the bed
for Jayson Werth's beard


Superman has pajama pants with Werth's beard on them


Jayson Werth's Beard is the illegitimate love child of Sal
Fasono's Mustache and Chuck Norris' Beard


Jayson Werth's beard once hit 2 home runs on one pitch


Jayson Werth once scored on a 4 base error (that is actually
true)


Jayson Werth's Beard can do Double McTwisty's


Jayson Werths beard fired Donald Trump over the offseason


Jayson Werth's beard can beat the whole Mets team by itself


Jayson Werth's Beard taught Elvis how to dance


Jayson Werth had to
apologize to Billy Joel, because he started the fire


His Beard didn’t light
it, but it tried to fight it.


Jayson Werth's Beard symbolizes Hope and Change.  Obama was
granted permission to use it


Jayson Werth's Beard was asked to be the new host of the Tonight
Show but he turned it down, because they wouldn't allow his cock to be the
first guest


There is no chin underneath of Jayson Werths beard, only another
bat


Chuck Norris jacks off lookin' at Jayson Werth's beard


Jayson Werth went “middle in” on Wheels.


Jayson Werth’s Beard gave Placido Polanco the misshapen head


Playing the Yankees today, turns out the secret of their 27
rings is guarded by elves living inside Jayson Werth's Beard


Jayson Werth’s Beard bought Sarge his Cadillac


There is no theory of evolution…just a list of animal's Jayson
Werth's beard allows to live


The U.S. Military has released newly de-classified reports from
1945, which reveal that is was not an atomic bomb that was dropped on Hiroshima
and Nagasaki, but was in fact Jayson Werth's Beard


Contrary to popular belief, there
is enough of Jayson Werth’s beard to go around

 

 

And our favorite,

Philadelphia needs his sex


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7 Responses

  1. Apparently your not a phillies fan. Cause they are a great team and they also made it to the world series 2 years in a row.

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