Call me a glutton for punishment, but even after a Phillies loss, I enjoy watching Post-Game Live to listen to Ricky Bottalico's amateur recap and Charlie Manuel's incoherent press conferences. Today, Ricky raved about Chase Utley's plate appearances, saying every time that Chase is batting, he hits something and hits it hard….except when he struck out on his last two at-bats.

So what you're saying, Ricky, is that Chase always hits something…. except when he doesn't. Thanks for that ground-breaking revelation.