Matthew Clemmens Pleads Guilty

You remember Matthew Clemmens, he's the guy who puked on a little girl.  That was pre-tasing, so it seems like a while ago.

Anyway, he pled guilty today to simple assault and will be sentenced on June 30th, likely to probation.

Did anyone expect him to plead anything other than guilty?  Like what could possibly be your defense when 50 people saw you stick your fingers down your throat and throw up on a child?

"It wasn't what it looked like your honor, she came at me with a foam finger."

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