Our friends over at NBC Philadelphia have some video of 34 year old Tom Betz (yep, he's even older than initially reported) leaving Southwest Detectives' office last night.
At first, he said he was trying to get tasered. Right, because that's smart. Then he said, "he was trying to prove a point." Yeah, point proven, you're still a douche.
Douchebag is an aspiring DJ, but as Deadspin pointed out, if you're 34 you're no longer an aspiring anything.
The best part of this video? He couldn't find his car and had to call for a ride.
Is that a mul-hawk? Brilliant!