[Photos courtesy My PHL 17]

Slicked back hair?  Check.

Rolex to match World Series ring?  Check.

Exiguous amount of chest hair flanked by double lapelled silk button up?  Check.  Check.  And check.

I'm not about to criticize Jayson Werth, but if ANY other self respecting white man wore this, it would be a big mistake.  Jayson rocked this at the Phillies Phestival on Monday, and yet he still managed to look like a flippin badass.

More pics after the jump.


He doesn't always sign balls… but when he does, he wears a faux Cuban inspired two piece silk get up with slicked back hair and I'll fuck your girlfriend eyes.

 Stay thirsty my friends.