I hate it when my wood prematurely euphoriates.

MyFoxPhilly found a tree stump outside of the United Center that is to become a monument for the Blackhawks' 2010 Stanley Cup Championship.  One problem, they didn't win yet.

Never mind the fact that the Blackhawks have a faux arboretum paying homage to their history, why would the landscaper issue this ultimate sports jinx?

The Blackhawks are pissed, but either way, we'll take it.  Between that, and Kate Smith shirts, we can't lose now, right?