Shut Up Wheels: Chris Wheeler Has a Crush on Jason Heyward


Chris Wheeler likes young studs.  Each season, he typically takes an unhealthy liking to an up and comer in the National League, and this year, it's Braves rookie Jason Heyward.

Wheeler described Heyward as if they just had their first date off of eHarmony.

As a person, he's unbelievable.  He's the total package, he just gets it.  He's 20, and he gets it.  There's some 30 year olds who don't get it.  His parents are PHD's.

He also likes long walks on the beach, and needs to feel an emotional attachment to a partner when in a long term relationship.  

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  • Scotch Man June 1, 2010 at 11:46 pm

    I swear T-Mac and Wheels jerk off to this guy!

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